Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

lashing rain

Most common name particularly in Ireland, for intense rain. ‘Lashing’ is also often used by itself. Informal but not disrespectful, and used and understood by almost everyone in the country.

“There’ll be lashing rain this weekend”
“Ugh, it’s lashing out again”

by leahhk22 May 21, 2021

fear and loathing

a weekend set aside for the exssive consumption of narcotics with total dissregard for personal saftey and the saftey of those around you.
the term can be used retrospectivley to describe the complete abscence of any memory of the weekend caused by massive brain damage from narcotical abuse.

man i have no idea what happened after i downed my first pill on friday i just woke up sunday mornin after fear and loathing.

by tony morris May 27, 2006

Lashing

To slap someone about the head with your cock. The lashings can be divided amongst a group of males to evenly distribute the lashings to the recipient. They should be delivered to the side of the face.

I can't believe she did that, wow, that bitch deserves like 90 lashings.

90 lashings, that's like 30 each.

by lashmaster September 6, 2009

Fear and Loathing

Emotions felt when attending a party heavily populated with douchebags and douche-driven whores (who account for much of American female teenagers).

In a frenzy of fear and loathing, I escaped the "jumpin spot" of the party and found a secluded corner, where I chain smoked and drank someone else's rum.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

penis lashing

chopping off someones penis.

Josh was trying to get in Kenya's pants so Jenna started penis lashing Josh.

by Jenna [MF] Lane June 30, 2008

self loathing heaves

The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally hate for themselves. The self loathing heaves are a thing you don't wish on your worst enemy.

After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.

by buks July 31, 2008