larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

Larching

To trespass in a manner that is non-malicious, but could be interpreted as very harmful. Often occurs during the game "fugitive"

Jack: Hey I heard the cops found you larching last night
Jill: Yeah, it was really late and we were out playing fugitive.

by Hojimachong August 20, 2009

Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

Sky larking

While idle, gazing around one's environment for no apparent reason.

Officer approaches navy candidate in line at chow, "Penar! Did I just catch you sky larking?"

by Garybombs November 28, 2013

larping

Physically damaging another person with weapons you've collected.

I got three levels by larping all night.

by mtlurker May 13, 2005