larkin

verb. the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything

if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you.

hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit

by torri mccalvin February 25, 2008

Larkin

adverb used to describe the sum of activities done while tripping on acid.

-"you've been on acid all day? what have you been up to?"
--"yooo you know i just be larkin"

by unknown5656565 March 7, 2010

Sky larking

While idle, gazing around one's environment for no apparent reason.

Officer approaches navy candidate in line at chow, "Penar! Did I just catch you sky larking?"

by Garybombs November 28, 2013

larkin

1. An adjective meaning indecisive, unclear, and faltering. Most people know this word as "unsettled".

2. A object that is small and frail; Something that has no strength.

Example 1: That is so larkin!

Example 2: Who wants to live an ordinary life, when you can live a larkin one?!

Example 3: That larkin gives me the creeps.

Example 4: I would never want to touch a larkin!

by Jennifer Bansiff September 29, 2006

larkinsdad

The eventual result of becoming a larkin and the explanation of a larkin's paternal lineage. A larkinsdad is a crouching, child-hungry paedophile that lurks in the dark recesses of public gathering places hoping to steal a child for illicit pleasures. Can usually be spotted by their loping rodent-like gait, and crack-meth attention span.

The larkinsdad's unitelligible screams at the larkin caused the children to run away in terror.

by HPI January 15, 2008

larkin

Any slutty individual who swiftly moves from "committed" relationships, to flings, and back again whether they overlap or not. This classification parallels the actions of lying, cheating, deceiving, and making up completely bullshit stories to see how long others will accept her as honest. Since larkins are psychologically insecure, even seemingly sentimental relationships with friends of the same sex are drawn out with false emotions and insincere gestures.

why is that girl always hanging around with him, doesnt she have a boyfriend? god she is such a larkin.

no one is that nice, what a fucking larkin.

that larkin could be every guy's baby's moma, and her man would never even know.

by caitlyn prego July 16, 2008

Laralin

Laralin, the amalgamation of the two worst names in the world, laura and Lin of course. Although an outrageous, and frankly idiotic name, she is actually not as lame as her name would suggest. Best known for her self proclaimed thunder thighs and dwarf like stature laralin thrives when she is out if her element. Her personality and sense of humor make up for her sister being the hot one of the family. Maybe if her parents would take me out to dinner again i would have something nice to say about Laralin but until then she is everything previously mentioned.

Guy 1:Hey, I just met a Laralin, what a bitch

Guy 2: you mean Marlin?

Guy 1: No Laralin

Guy 2: What a stupid name, she would be a bitch.

by Rob$tone April 19, 2018