Joey Larsen

A fat selfish faggot that loves penis and loves to 69 dicks with his boyfriend Jacob Brooks.

Joey Larsen your such a gay ass faggot

by Space Warped January 6, 2008

Larsened

When something will inevitably go wrong to or for you. To fail.

Ben dropped his phone in the toilet, thus he got Larsened.

I larsened myself for sleeping with that fat girl.

by kalel44 November 13, 2011

Lanson

A sexy man with long male genitalia he is very sexy and compassionate and has probably saved a baby before

everyone loves Lanson every girl loves him so much and wants to twerk everywhere in front of him because of his sexiness most Lansons are very strong lacrosse players .

That guy over there is such a Lanson.

by Long woodie February 10, 2018

pulled a Larsen

This occurs when one is so drunk that they deside to shit on their own dormroom floor, regardless of the fact that multiple people are sleeping on said floor. This person must also be mentally unstable and able to snap at a moments notice without warning.

"Dude did you hear about Meesh last weekend?"
"No man, what happened?"
"That bitch so pulled a Larsen!"
"..Nasty"

by It doesnt really matter September 22, 2008

Landen

very hot and sexy and has a huge cock and is very handsome

wow i sucked landens cock and it was great

by hugedyn May 5, 2016

Landen

Landen is a fucking savage and a great basketball player but tries to do way more than he is capable of. He thinks he's good at everything but actually he cant even pass highschool classes.

That dude flunked out of highschool and is trying to look cool, he must be a Landen

by TheBoiSharen79 November 18, 2018

Landen

Landen is a guy who makes dying hyena noises

Landen is so weird he makes dying hyena noises

by Th guy that likes pie December 13, 2020