Facebook Landmine 

Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.

The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.

Facebook Landmine by the f--boi January 1, 2010

Like a landmine 

N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.

Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".

Luke: What does that mean?

Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.

Like a landmine by facelessone86 February 2, 2010

Rusty landmine 

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

Rusty landmine by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

russian landmine 

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

russian landmine by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017

Dutch Landmine 

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

Dutch Landmine by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010

baby landmine 

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.

My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.

baby landmine by Babymineboy March 1, 2016

Volleyball Landmine 

When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.

Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!

Volleyball Landmine by CurlingFetishist October 13, 2019