lachy mclaren

retarded, autistic spaz, has a massive monster cock!!!

he’s kinda stupid but that cocks huge

yeah he’s a lachy mclaren

by adendanielsx January 16, 2024

Lachie

Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)

Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*

by AwesomeAutism December 6, 2022

lachy

the coolest person to live all the girls want him

Lachy is soo cool!

by _person_...? October 28, 2019

Lachy

Your local typical nigga

Hey is that a Lachy?
That’s ur local typical nigga

by anonymous November 22, 2021

lachy freeman

a world champion race horse that races on his cock and bounces like a kangaroo. winning bc on the roid injection before the race

define: lachy freeman won the Melbourne cup on his cock

by lachy horse racer October 20, 2020

Lachy

that one guy that tries to be your mum and is gay but claims he isn't while asking if its okay to be attracted to dick

have you heard what Lachy said last night he is so gay right?

by W.R.C July 1, 2019

Lachie

Instructions for a rare Lachie:
He is very dangerous and will fight you for supremacy so make sure to feed him
He will definitely kill you straight up
If you hear the cock of a gun, run.

My Lachie killed someone today.

by LuckyBigFlame May 26, 2019