lolacaust

A lolacaust is the laugh after a joke that is REALLY bad/sick/insulting/harsh but funny. Like dead baby jokes and floppy massacres and things.

If a woman attacks you, kick her in the womb and hopes shes pregnant. LOLacaust!

what happens to a baby in a microwave?
i dont know, i was too busy wanking.

LOLacaust!

by Darn Gosh Cunt January 1, 2008

Lola

Lola is sure a stunning girl, beautiful eyes, Brown hair and an good sense of fashion. She is always bubbly, excited and funny. After spending time with her she will loosen up more and you'll see all her best colours.She loves music and art, she has a natural flair for drama too. She's a wonderful friend and usually sticks with her inner circle because they mean the world to her. Here family are the biggest part of her heart and she is close and alike to all of them. Falling in love with a lola is a whole new subject, she will make you feel like you mean the world to her. She will treat you like your her prize possession. But once you're in love with her you can't go back to not loving her. You won't initially realise if she doesn't love you anymore as a Lola doesn't like to share her feelings. Eventually she will take you for granted and not care about your feelings whatsoever, then cut you off completely. She will absolutely obliterate your heart and not look back. It's usually hard to tell if a Lola is shy or confident. Don't think you know her because you probably dont.and always be aware of how she is acting and feeling or you will feel like you don't know her at all.

Once I fell in love with a girl called lola, she tore me to pieces, skin and bone. But I can't seem to get over her. 💔xo

by Heartbreakloverxo August 27, 2018

LOLadex

(Low-La-Dex)
a catalog of jokes stored in your memory..
jokes that you keep on hand for quick access.

Killator: i just thought that one up, it wasnt in my LOLadex
Bane: low la dex??
Killator: yeah.. like the jokes i remember and keep ready to use
Bane: ah like a roladex
killator: stfu i hate you

by Yellow Skull Bastard May 18, 2011

Lola

For no aparent reason she says potato alot...

But in the most dumbass times to say it.

lola: "potato"
Me : * just got hit by a truck barely holding on to dear life* "CALL A FUCKEN AMBULANCE "

by Aguywhogothitbyatruck September 7, 2019

Lola

Lola is a female name of spanish origin, meaning "strong woman." Lola is a lovely name, but carries with it the unfortunate nickname "Lolita."

My can is named Lola.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Lolable

Something worthy of a "LOL"

That joke was definitely lolable.

by JiiRAHhh_ August 12, 2010

Lola

An exceptionally attractive foreign female.

Damn, look at that Lola, homie. She fine.

by Jack June 17, 2003