no load

No Load. A nobody, 3rd wheel that brings nothing to the party of a conversation but thinks
they are important. Often they are in the way of a guy getting laid, paid, or made.

Gary, can you lose the no load, then we'll go over and fuck Catlin and Kelly.

by Casbah Ken October 25, 2015

The Load

Large quantity of drugs or money gained as a result; paired with being a dealer

Todd H: Heh boi ya got the load?

Billy C: Ah hell ya we gonna be rich!

by hoodhunky69 June 25, 2018

blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis

"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"

by wag September 8, 2004

Load

A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls and makes them ache blue

(In the pool)Baby no one can see us in the water. Rub your little bikini ass on my dick so I can blow this load..

by Erik da Red July 11, 2003

loadsman

When cumming,one who demonstrates above average abilty regarding : volume, frequency and distance

"Gee that Randy what a loadsman, he absolutely covered Sally in cum from across the room!"

by Fat Cecil December 23, 2006

Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 9, 2012