Lindsey Graham

A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.

Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!

by William Eitch Macy October 20, 2020

Lindsay

A beautiful, perfect girl that every guy loves. She is very artistic, a great singer, an awesome dancer, and best of all, the cutest smile ever!! You can't even describe how beautiful her smile is. Lindsay can sometimes be shy when singing in front of people, but other than that she is a wild child that will do anything you want her to do. Lindsay is loved by everyone, especially the guys. She can have any guy she wants but chooses only the tall, athletic, fit, very well endowed ones (only over 9") and sometimes women. Only because she can. Lindsay is a great friend, girlfriend, and sister. Whenever u need someone there for you, you can call Lindsay! Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget!!

She is the most amazing person ever, that must be Lindsay.

by bbepper January 25, 2015

Lindale High School

High school in East Texas full of white preppy white kids, rednecks, and drug dealers. Nick named "Lindale Christian Academy" for having private school like rules, while being a public school. Home of the Flock, a bunch of shit talking white kids that will try to fight every other schools student section. Lindale hires the shittiest administration staff, principals, and vice principals, that will ruin your day, everyday. In the student parking lot, all of the fuck tards boys drive Jettas, and park in the back. The rednecks parks their annoying ass trucks in the front corner. The girls drive jeeps, and moms cars, and park in the middle sides. Nobody at this school can keep a secret so expect the whole school to hear the drama in about a day. School Rival- Van (The fucking bum fuck retard rednecks to the north of us) School colors- Royal Blue and White (NO BLACK...thats not allowed) Best graduating class- 2017. Worst graduating class- 2021 and up.

We played Lindale High School in football, and whooped their ass.

Lindale = Prada , Van = Walmart

by Erin 2019 February 9, 2020

Linda

Someone really amazing with a beautiful personality.
She'll make you feel alive just by being with her and if you're lucky enough to encounter a Linda, tell her how you feel and don't miss out on the opportunity to be with a Linda! She'll soon be everything you wanted.

Guy 1: "Why didn't I tell Linda how I felt about her back in high school? We could have had the perfect life together. Instead, she's with that other guy now. I totally blew it, didn't I?"
Guy 2: "Yeah... not going to lie to you, buddy, but you should've told Linda how you felt when you had the chance back then."

by hey979 March 17, 2010

lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.

Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"

by This kid August 8, 2005

Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn is probably one of the best american female skiers to ever walk the planet. Won gold in Vancouver Winter Olympics and beat Bode Miller's record of 32 World Cup titles with 33 of her own.

Did you see Lindsey Vonn in the Vancouver Olympics this year?

Yeah she was fucking awesome!

by embeabtpu April 25, 2010

Rio Linda

A term (usually preceeded by "for those of you in. . .") used by the nationally known radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh to poke fun at people who are not too bright. Based on an actual community in west Sacramento California whose residents Rush has jokingly characterized as being backwards, out of touch, or just mentally slow.

"Library - for those of you in Rio Linda that would be 'liberry'"

"A new anti-crime campaign, accounted for nearly a quarter of homicides--" that would be 25% for those of you in Rio Linda"

by Dittohead May 31, 2006