lindaseller 

A Lindaseller is a person who sold their Linda. Lindaseller's are usually people with weak psychological fortitude that let any minor FUD or drop in price send them into a panic. They are the same people who hang out on Telegram posting "when moon?" and "when lambo?" Lindasellers never research a project or team before investing their entire paycheck into crypto with the hopes of buying a Murcielago by the following Sunday. Typical behavior of a Lindaseller includes asking "why price go down?" repeatedly on the Discord, questioning the team's every move and generally being a whiny little bitch.

Look at that annoying lindaseller, I bet you he will fomo buy back in when we go up.

lindaseller by Kurt Mussles August 2, 2018

Lindaellerbee

(v. n.) Years ago, when I was only eight years of age I found myself watching Nick News with Linda Ellerbee. In this particular epiode, she went into a segment about safe sex. During this segment she went into great detail about intercourse. She mentioned what happens between a man and a woman during sex, and destroyed my innocence. Therefore, the definition of a lindaellerbee is to destroy a child's innocence.

Look out, Uncle Charlie is about to lindaellerbee little Suzie.

Lindaellerbee by The Mix January 14, 2007