laser fag

this term describes a type of player in the community gamemode of counter strike zombie escape. These players lack skill in everything except lasers. you often see them, pop up on ff maps or dreamin or tilex. These players are shit and can't do anything like defending on other maps. They are often found as doorhuggers and won't do anything else except make it to the end to dodge lasers.

Dude look at this guy, all he does is doorhug and nominate ff maps all day. What a fucking laser fag

by IamAXOEescaper July 12, 2020

Laser Tag

The Sport that Surpasses Paintball and Airsoft. Its the best sport if you can find the ol dusty acient guns at garage sales. Paintball and Airsoft owe every thing to this game.

Pballer: Hehe Look at my paintball gun hehe, i shot u and ure colorfull now.
Airsofter: Hehe Look at my airsoft gun, oops i jammed it by cocking it to much cause im a crack head.
UBERLaserTagger: HEHE stfu u bitches, "Zaap, Zaap!" hehe now u got ball cancer bitch!

by PooperMkChicken December 12, 2003

laser show

A fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia

"Did you bring your glasses for the laser show?" --Dustin Pedroia, to Brian Roberts, prior to the start of Pedroia's pre-game batting practice session

by Mr. Banana Grabber August 22, 2008

laser focused

To be so intensely focused to be as centered as a laser beam; to be dead-on balls accurate. To be so accurately centered on target that you can't miss."

" Dude, I was so laser focused, that I couldn' t miss when I scored the winning basket at last night's basketball game!"

by Teara Nikol February 5, 2016

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.

Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011