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Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
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Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp
Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo
by BookyFella January 10, 2021
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kristofel

A brave man with a strong and have a ability to communicate in human being
Kristofel is powerful
by Kristofel strongman June 10, 2021
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Kristóf

Kristóf is the best kind of boyfriend ever. He is very caring and lovely, and always thinks of others. He is smart, and excellent in chess. His logic is always immaculate. He knows a lot but likes sharing his knowledge with his friends. He is a born leader and even if sometimes he is emotional, he tends to be calm and well-respected.
Kristóf, you lovely being, i love you!
by LiliCapaldi November 21, 2021
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Kristof

This guy is pussy killer. Oliver is gay. Kristof has fookin 30 inch elephant whale cock
Wow. Oliver is gay. Kristof is awesome.
by Oliver is gay November 21, 2021
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Kristof

He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.

Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
by Flying Monke November 21, 2021
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Krisstoff

Krisstoff usually names creative, ambitious, creative and persistent people who are down to earth, kind-hearted and outgoing. Though, people with this name can also be mischievous, sneaky and short-tempered. In the midst of things, Krisstoff’s could be usually right in an argument or disagreement but due to their actions or harsh words, turn everyone in the opponents side. Krisstoff’s are stubborn, but can come around after a while, these people are known to be the light of others day as they bring joy and happiness wherever they go! Even though Krisstoff’s have some bad traits, everyone does and for people with this name, the good outweighs the bad which is why they’re so lovable and tolerable to find interest in, whether friend-wise or romantically.
Person One: Did you hear how funny Krisstoff was? He made the whole room laugh at his surprisingly comedical character.

Person Two: Yeah, but he can also be sassy and hot-heated but he listens to me and is a great friend, that’s why I like him!
by Krihffy November 22, 2021
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