Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp

Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo

by BookyFella January 10, 2021

Kristofer

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristofer he is my everything

by fabulous_undead_girl April 5, 2015

kristers

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters

friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better

by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019

Kristoffer

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.

Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell

by ylean January 12, 2011

Kristofer

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.

Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.

by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010

Kristofer

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

by munchkin28 July 18, 2009

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019