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how did i know

Used to mean you knew something was going to happen without prior explicit knowledge.

Usually used with emphasis on "how" and sounds like a statement, rather than a question.
your friend is calling you on the phone: "how did i know" - implies you knew they were going to call you, whether you really did or not.
by weenda January 16, 2006
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how the hell should I know?

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?
by anonymous October 18, 2004
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How do it know?

An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"

The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush
The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "
by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008
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how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.
Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?
by Can of Worms November 15, 2006
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why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
by Marines is capitalized. January 22, 2011
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how the hell should I know?

a term used in a someone asks u a completely retarded question, ususally used in a sharp tone and said when ur already pissed off.
guy 1: dam i just lost my wallet
guy 2: hey dude, wheres ur wallet?
guy 1: how the hell should i know?
by squirll000 May 9, 2006
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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