kittens

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

by delirium of joy May 25, 2003

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.

"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"

by Sergio "Silence"Thompson September 29, 2005

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

a bag of kittens on the way to the river

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed

Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.

by clyde12 January 15, 2008

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

kitter

Another word for cat.

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.

by DM Diller November 7, 2005

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009