Kevin Durant

Leaving a losing team to go to a winning team and being a little bitch

Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"

by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

Kevin de León

(noun, proper)Kevin de Leon is the pseudonym for Kevin Alexander Leon, a California state senator who gained fame for his "ghost gun" video in which he strung together scary sounding words into technical gibberish to justify restricting voter's rights.

(verb) to "de León" is to string together gibberish in an attempt to overcome your listener's mental processes and evoke an emotional response instead of a rational one.

"Did that senator just string together a bunch of scary sounding words to try to bullshit us?"
"Yup, he pulled a Kevin de León"

"Hey, what is it called when someone strings together bullshit?"
"It's called 'de Leóning' something"

by Skua September June 20, 2018

Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018

Kevin Harvick

When you're mid-sex and you rip off her freakin' head.

God damn. I'm about to Kevin Harvick her.

by timmyhillisthegoat November 23, 2021

Kevin Barnacle Jones

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'

KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man

by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

by MyManKevin OnTheLedgeAndShit September 27, 2021