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Kempston Mouth

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.
"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."
by AKemps June 23, 2009
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the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
by Don Pratt February 2, 2004
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the kiss that keeps on kissing

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012
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I Keeps!

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I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

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Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere
Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)
by obi April 26, 2005
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Klopstink

The sound of sloppy tards being dropped off of rooftops.
*klopstink* "Ew, dude, that guy just shit off the roof!"
by TehShank May 5, 2009
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kheops

The worlds best slave driver. But in NICE way. A Kheops knows how to seduce you into doing what they want.
I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to go for a walk, but he pulled a Kheops on me.
by Lanya8589 October 21, 2010
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