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keystoner

A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".
"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)
by OC Local July 1, 2007
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Keystone Pipeline

When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.
I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.
by lemonhunter87 April 6, 2017
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Keystone Camp

All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.
Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!
by keystonegirlfornever November 23, 2011
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Keystoned

A band from Philadelphia, PA.
2008 - present
Influences: Rock, Blues, Jazz, Prog, Singer Songwriter, etc.
myspace.com/keystonedmusic for more information
Keystoned is a great band.

I got keystoned last night at the show!
by Watts2k May 2, 2010
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Keystone Skateboards

The Skateboard Company Paul Frasco Rides For.
I Didn't Get Your Keystone Skateboards Stickers Yet.
by Hello0000000001 May 26, 2009
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jellystone national park

the place where ghosts such as brodie Lohnstone live . its a place where people arent seen for months and they based a tv show out there called the forgotten ghost
brodie Lohnstone you ghost where do you live ? oh just out in jellystone national park
by duffsing August 4, 2011
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Keystone habit

focusing on one particular habit pattern
Please try finding your keystone habit to improve your life style
by Akalvya April 30, 2021
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