keeshon

A very wonderful and amazing person who cares about the one he truly loves. He will treat you like a queen and always satisfy you. He will never fail to make you happy for as long as you shall live. Keeshon is the perfect person to have a lifelong relationship with.

Keeshon, are you coming?

by Handle time January 19, 2018

The Keemstar Effect

It's when some no-name YouTuber gets popular through being on DramaAlert, or being shown on one of LeafyisHere's or Pyrocynical's videos.

Person 1: Did you hear that LtCorbis was featured on LeafyisHere?
Person 2: Must be the Keemstar Effect again, she's got 100k subscribers now.

by FoxofGrey July 25, 2016

keeps

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

by Eric December 2, 2003

keeps

Spunk held in high regard. (Normally semen from the ringleader or alpha male)

Justin sprayed his magnificent keeps all over Adrian's outstretched hands, as Clive and Gordon clambered desperately for their own greedy fist full .

by Herbert Schweffe February 9, 2018

keetoom

Slang for kitten. Used frequently on Tangency.

"Oooh! Me Wants Some Cute Keetooms!"

by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

keemstar

The man who "always tells the truth". Need proof? He said "he always tells the truth". He's also "fast as fuck boiii", and says "what are those" to prosthetic feet.

He's also a fucking retarded garden gnome whose owner smashed with a fucking shovel a couple of times. That's why he's absolutely fucked in life. He's currently going through a midlife crisis by "debunking all this shit" and telling his fans that "he only tells the truth."

Basically he's a fucking idiot and I honestly hope LeafyIsHere sues him. Jesus fucking christ.

Let's make his catch phrase:

ROIIIIIGHT INTO THE NOOOOOOOSE.

My friend pulled a Keemstar today by lying to everyone but then telling everyone he was telling the truth.

by LeafyWasThere August 30, 2016