Kaidyn Kayak

some one who loves to kayak

he is so Kaidyn Kayak

by CDH69 February 9, 2018

condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo

Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.

by mustasche May 7, 2020

California Kayak

An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.

I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!

by Jason Lester September 2, 2011

Kalakolchiki

Russian Slang, meaning 'little bells' ; Ask your chick to take a dump and instead of wiping her ass, to spread the shit into her rug, let it dry till it assumes a crispy consistency and then pluck out the bits with your teeth, one by one.

'So, Do you guys practice the kalakolchiki?'
'Once in a week, its too sour'
'Yeah I kept it up untill I got toncilitis'
'Ah... damn son'

by Lickingstones October 28, 2009

Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.

Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.

by Woodquay September 3, 2010

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth December 14, 2008