kettle cornian

1: Complex, being both sweet and salty

It’s a very kettle cornian relationship, it is abusive but loving.

by Kettle cornian June 3, 2018

Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!

my kettle bum stings so bad

by ADEVANS90 April 3, 2011

Kettle-ing

Enclosing ones self in a confined, small area whilst smoking a joint. Similar to hotboxing, but generally is considered to be more middle class act. It also normally involves a small temporary structure such as a green house or tent.

Oi mate, wanna go kettle-ing tonight?

Yeah bruv.

by Colin the pug March 13, 2014

kettle head

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006

kettle head

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.

What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!

by Tf February 10, 2014

Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"

by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 9, 2005

Kettle corn

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.

Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.

by Life changer April 11, 2010