joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 9, 2005

jonger

1 rich wealthy, pitty, knows it all, girls man

2 has a person wit pussy, no guts, no balls, cant erotic for life (even wit viagra).

damn he gots a jonger

by TkCaZnBoI88 February 25, 2003

b-jonner

ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.

"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"

by Mr. E. January 8, 2005

Joner

Though the true meaning of the name is,"the name given to the boner of a jonas brother", according to urban dictionary, it also refers to a sexual predator with a shorter-than-normal penis. Typically a "Joner" is a genetic disorder and carries on throughout most males in a family line. This disorder has been seen and accounted for in other cases in the area.

He took out his joner and started nibbling on my nipples, later cooling them with ice.

by f0bbz17 August 18, 2009

Joner

A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to

Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

Joyner

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...

by awesomeness09765321 November 29, 2011

Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009