Jonzer

When you have a boner but you have nothing to fuck. :'(

I had a jonzer because my girlfriend couldnt satisfy my needs :(

by Marijuana237 May 26, 2011

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

jongering

it means rollo and lant are the best

<rollo> lolz, i looked it up on goggle while you were jabbering away :o~
<lant> ._______.
<lant> i was not jabbering!
<lant> it was more like
<lant> jongering

by optimus lant March 24, 2003

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

JonJe

Fukin sexy ho who sells his very own 'special sauce' to young ladies!

JonJe am teh sexy ho!

by dunno March 2, 2005

Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.

She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.

by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015