Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 20, 2016

Jonatan

Jonatan is the typ of person who like big dicks in his ass

Jonatan is gay

by Yungyuu November 21, 2021

Jonatan

A totally complete dick that is a hartbreaker and will not treat girls right will block you on instagram Facebook and Twitter he is Just a butt

Omg that guy is a Jonatan

by themasterbananaparty September 7, 2017

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Jonation

A race usually the only person racing is a person named Jonathan

Man you run that jonation Jonathan

by Disc rider March 15, 2019

jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

Jonston

Jonston's a very loud and agressive boy. He may look cute or nice in the eye, but he actually isn't. He is very smart however brags about it. He likes to show off a lot when it came to results for a Math Test. Lots of people hate him and he is usually the odd one out. People only like him because he is very good to them when they are nice to him. Girls like him for his cuteness and smartness.

Oh I have a smart boy friend and his name is Jonston.

by Minecraft4life6969 May 16, 2021