John Kerry 

Some one who would rather lie than admit they know nothing about a subject.

"I'd have to say deer. I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting." - John Kerry after he was asked what kind of hunting he preferred

"Don't John Kerry me, you are totally full of shit"

John Kerry by mikeh792 November 1, 2006

john kerry 

stupid prune faced liberal who never had any idea what he was talking about, but rambled endlessly like a teenage girl.

The only thing Kerry did right was concede when he knew he lost.

john kerry by manohmanoh August 18, 2006

John Kerry 

Liberal, progressive senator from Massachusetts.

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."

John Kerry by Gahmuret July 9, 2006

john kerry 

A politician that got pwned by Bush, and rightfully so.

Lol...John Kerry got rocked.

john kerry by Bill Fuckin Nye October 23, 2006

John Kerry 

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

John Kerry by Ben August 18, 2006

John Kerry 

A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.

the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.

John Kerry by Radical Republican August 18, 2006

john kerry 

1.)A liberal ass weiner fool who thinks hes soo good cause he has 3 purple hearts. Just remember...if he should be president...then why isnt he?(or should i say she).

2.)A gay faggot asshole.

3.)A person the world would have been better off without.

4.)See herman munster.

Dude jonh kerry got his ass whooped in the 2004 election...rock on bush!

john kerry by kerrysucks04 August 18, 2006