During the process of johannification, you experience a large decline in sexual partners. You may also experience diarrhea, insomnia and more. The positives are that you make a lot of money.
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Get the Johning mug.Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
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Get the Johning mug.Person one: “I’m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and that’s why I’m playing terribly!” (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: “quit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.”
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Get the Johning mug.Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.
Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
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