Jacksonville Jock-Strap

When you pull the extra skin from your sack and pull it up over your entire grundle.

"I freaked my girlfriend out when I showed her my Jacksonville jock-strap."

by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009

Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

Jock Strap

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

Jock Strap Vampire

It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.

Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap

by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007

Jackstrawed

A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting.

"John was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at Jack Straw's Pizza in Wheaton Illinois."

by Sam Hood March 30, 2008

jock strap

an annoying jock kid with the sense that he's the greatest

Hey shut the fuck up jock strap!

by henley512 August 7, 2007