Jizztyping

The act of typing while thinking, reading or looking at anything related to Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. feeding your Robsession).

I was totally jizztyping when those shirtless Rob pics showed up on the internet.

by emeseis May 28, 2009

jizzy johnson

One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

by iwhbyd March 19, 2008

Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.

Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.

by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010

Jizzy B

Pimp based in San Fierro in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Has an odd lack of class for a Pimp, and hires CJ as his lackey.

Is part of a large drug scheme known as the Loco Syndicate and works closely with T-Bone Mendez and Toreno.

I wanted to do some missions, so I went to see Jizzy B at the Pleasure Dome.

by Seth Einus December 16, 2007

jizzability

a hot babe, worth jizzing on

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!

by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

Jizzly Bear

At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.

Chad proceeded to give squeely a jizzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. Squeely loved it.

by Darkness, peaches, and tburd January 21, 2010