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Jewhead

someone with pubelike curly hair, akin to jew hair
"fuck me mate you've got a proper jewhead"

how does my hair look? "like a fucking jewhead"
by Ash h August 7, 2007
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JewDog

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.
My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"
by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009
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Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
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Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.
E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
by swany01 May 14, 2008
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Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They?

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010
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JeHobo

The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)
*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day
by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011
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