When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.
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Synonym for "Happy Hour", the term used to describe a period of time in which bars, pubs, etc. offer alcoholic drinks for cheap!
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Roy: yo El Iran, lets go fish some hot chicks at the local bar!
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
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by Jitshot May 5, 2017
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2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
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Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
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