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Jewish Roadblock

When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.
Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.
by Billy555555555555 June 21, 2008
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Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009
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Jewish Hour

Synonym for "Happy Hour", the term used to describe a period of time in which bars, pubs, etc. offer alcoholic drinks for cheap!
we like! :D
Roy: yo El Iran, lets go fish some hot chicks at the local bar!

Eliran: bro its only 9:30..

Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?

Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
by Royeesha July 26, 2011
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jitish

Jitish also known as Jitshot is a very sexy beast
Jitish is a sexy male that is best friends with frankie mcdonald
by Jitshot May 5, 2017
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Jewish Jukebox

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
by choke artist February 7, 2010
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Jewish Boy

Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.

Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"

Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."

Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 13, 2014
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