javeon

The most amazing person ever.

He is always there for you and is soo cute. He is basically the perfect guy, and always likes to be referred to as Jay.

He is soo lovable and really good in bed. He's tall and beautiful and is also really smart.

nice cute sexy javeon

by IncognitoUser December 30, 2013

javeriya

Javeriya is a girl who’s kinda annoying but really sweet. She can be very obsessive over certain people. She is very tall. She has a tendency to be dirty minded and annoy her best friends. She’s a very good hearted person who is very loving and caring and brings joy to the room she walks in. She’s an amazing friend and can be emotional at times.

Person 1: oh I’m friends with javeriya

Person 2: oml that’s awesome, she’s a great person

by marsdabest January 17, 2018

Javeristic

Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.

My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My car broke down and she still gave me lunch detention!

by Austin October 6, 2003

Javelin Catcher

A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.

Hey, send Noah to be this years Javelin Catcher for USA.

by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008

Javert Syndrome

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.

St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.

by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013

javel

A well-rounded eccentric person with common as well as fashion sense; an asshole at time however very archaic

"Damn it feels good to be Javel"

by Ja-vel January 25, 2017

Javeman

Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.

"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."

by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008