corporate jackal

A man, or woman, who ruthlessly hijacks or liberates an idea from a well-heeled, intelligent veteran professional. Jackals will liberate ideas moments after you have announced the idea, and somehow spin it to make it look like it was their's.

Mike: I think we should take information a few times a week and have people present their findings at our daily meeting.

Jim: Or, what we could do is at our daily meeting, have people present findings on information pertinent to our business.

Mike: Don't be such a fucking corporate jackal

Jim: Bye now.

by da ali g August 2, 2006

Jackassed airhead

Someone who is so stupid they start acting like a complete jackass and it gets really annoying

Liz: Some guy on the internet called me a whore and a fucked up bitch because I don't use my real name on myspace or facebook he also said to go screw a horse since I am from Lake Tahoe and that is the south because they filmed bonanza there and that is where cowboys come from

Spencer Pratt is also a jackassed airhead

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 4, 2009

jackassary

1) A rude, stupid, or malicious act
2) The act of being a jackass

I was beginning to get very tired of Brad's constant jackassary.

by Mike Rosenberg July 27, 2008

jackass award

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.

"jill got the jackass award last night"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

night jackal

One who lurks around in chat rooms who is actually a teenager, but by bad luck chose a name that makes him/her seem like a pedophile to the rest of the room and ends up getting kicked out.

Night jackal has entered the room!
Night jackal: Hey guys!
Night jackal has been booted from the room.

by greenday2011 November 15, 2009

jackable

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

by Hortinstein June 4, 2003