Jalapeño Popper 

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

Jalapeño Popper by Hexicon September 26, 2006

Jalapeño Popper 

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

Jalapeño Popper by Blingoop January 8, 2022

hentai jalapeño 

Putting a spicy substance on one's penis. Usually to be put into something or someone else.

I can't believe you dared me to give him a hentai jalapeño! Im in so much pain right now!

hentai jalapeño by Sixshooterp July 27, 2017

Slutty Jalapeño 

When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.

My arsehole needs a fire extinguisher after the slutty jalapeño I received last night.

Slutty Jalapeño by StarryeyedDemon November 11, 2018

Jalapeño Popper 

When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.

"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."

Jalapeño Popper by Snipay October 9, 2016

Jalapeño

Someone who is Half Japanese and Half Filipino.

Wow, your friend is half Japanese and half Filipino? That makes him a Jalapeño :)

Jalapeño by Duc Truong June 21, 2008

Jalapeno Wink 

This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.

I'm fucking give you a jalapeno wink if you don't chill that shit out.

Jalapeno Wink by Simply February 9, 2005