Jakeira

Jakeira is pretty, thick, real, funny, and a crackhead sometimes !! She’s one of the best friends you could ever have and she’ll step behind you nobody what the problem is.. she can be really chill and caring if you actually meet her, but knows when to be serious.. sometimes she can be mean but then she’s nice at times too

Is that Jakeira?
Yesss there go my finee bestfrannn

by Goodvibesonly48 November 22, 2021

jakeantihero13

the best, skinniest and most tasteful account on stan twitter in the entire history of the website. he constantly ends mustin and cardi, and always has the most tasteful opinions.

"omg jakeantihero13 is soooo tasteful, he alwyas spills."

by jakec12 May 29, 2023

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

JAKEIRA

jakeira is a beautiful, strong, amazing girl with a big heart. if you ever meet one, cherish her and give her all the love in the world. jakeira is a girl who believes that she is not cute when she actually, truly is. jakeira definitely deserves better than what she is given but her happiness will come. she definitely likes white boys and loves bazzi, kehlani, etc. she will typically be a crazy girl (in a good way) but its fine because she will make you laugh 24/7. she will give you all the love in the world if you give her the chance. if you ever come across a jakeira, love her forever.

yo bro, is that jakeira ? yes sir. dang shes smoking !! lena: sorry but she has a wife. its me B).

by cool kid lena March 27, 2020

jakeify

To make something un-necessarily complex, convoluted or perplexing.

He is going to jakeify that router.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".

The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.

1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"

by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008

Jakaia

A hbic, a bad ass bitch, with class

Look at jakaia! What a hbic

by Idjshshjsk June 19, 2018