Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.

- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.

by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

jakey

jakey is the best person/boyfriend you'll meet<3

Jakey is hot.

by fp;njgljojhg April 6, 2021

Jakey Benny

A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried

I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.

by Ccody0423 December 18, 2018

jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item

OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023