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Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
by The king of ferry April 29, 2020
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Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
by warlock of feet January 8, 2021
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baby jacuzzi

When a dude cums In a girls mouth and she gurgles it
Wow she really made a great baby jacuzzi last night!
by TheBeachyboy November 13, 2022
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jacuzzi sex

A hot bubbly session of sex in a Jacuzzi. Known to be the greatest sensation ever to be experienced. A combination of great sex, warm water, and bubbles will make bath participants writhe with pleasure.
Guy : Man I had the best time yesterday! I got Jacuzzi sex from my girlfriend last night, we've never banged anywhere else since!
by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013
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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak
Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.
Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him
by CamelBlue March 17, 2022
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