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Jacklash

When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020
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Jackass Plant

The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.
My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”
by Christonovich July 14, 2011
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Jackass Whisperer

One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.

One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
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jackasshole

where an asshole is merely the least attractive part of any normal person, the jackasshole represents the least attractive part of a very unattractive person, the asshole of a jackass.
dude, what an asshole.
check that, what a jackasshole.
by lee.money. June 15, 2004
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Jackassery

That act of being a jackass. Usually in attempt to seek any form of attention and without much precaution. Mostly done but those prone to stupidity.

Jackassery is usually accompanied by embarrassment

Most MTV publicity stunts feature some form of jackassery
Guy1: "Did you see Kanye West on the VMA's? More of his usual jackassery"
by Atticus.Finch September 15, 2009
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Jackasstrophe

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"
by astar_alone March 17, 2010
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