JORT

Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right
Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”
by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024
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Jort

A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.
Jort is een lekker ding
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024
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JORT

Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.
You’re being just like jort right now bro”
by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
by mafialord February 23, 2022
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National Jorts Day

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”
by Ueded April 5, 2024
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