God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 07, 2023

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 02, 2022

Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.

Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?

by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021

Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy

You suck so bad at this game, you jort!

by mafialord February 24, 2022

Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.

Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021

Jort

A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.

Jort is een lekker ding

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021

Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt

that dude looks like jort.

by ur jort January 01, 2022