Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.

"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023

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The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

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Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 20, 2023

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Another Word For Busting A Nut (Cumming)

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.

by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019

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Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.

“You’re being just like jort right now bro”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

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Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right

“Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

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