jorts

F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.

If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.

by Forced Earphones July 4, 2009

jorts

jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious

Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?

by Big Moop October 24, 2008

jortin off

When a group of male Florida Gator football fans, wearing jorts, are engaged in a pregame ritual that resembles a cross between the Oklahoma drill and a circle jerk and includes participants gyrating against one another and/or chest bumping.

Dude, Jaredd and his Gator buddies were jortin off before the Georgia, Florida game. Jaredd looked like the pivot man.

by FiveFifty November 4, 2019

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

Jortz

(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.

"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"

"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."

by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011

jorts

short for "jean shorts"

Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.

by ColumbusBuck November 17, 2007

Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts

Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.

by iismokerocks September 1, 2010