A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.
Douche: "See ya later Tom!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"
*10 minutes later
Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"
*10 minutes later
Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"
by SaySimonSaid February 01, 2009
by jizzbert January 05, 2016
The act of speeding up for a few seconds as soon as you trip in the street, so as to mask the moment from your fellow pedestrians. They will assume you stopped a few hundred metres back to tie your shoelace, and needed to get back on schedule.
Oh, look, that guy's started running. Is there an ice cream van -- oh, he's done already. Must have been trip jogging.
by DonaldMiller October 05, 2009
An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.
Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
by GrainTrain November 26, 2017
by Adam2000 January 05, 2008
The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.
Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.
by Barnaby Joyce June 09, 2018
by Becksr May 06, 2016