issoot

Twaimz's twin that was sent away to an insane asylum due to the weird shape of his hair. Two years later, he escaped the asylum and decided to use his head as a train track. His whereabouts are unknown. Please come home Issoot. The two sides of your hair just got into an argument. They'll come back together soon. #comehomeissoot

Did you hear about twaimz's missing twin?
Yea. His name is Issoot right?
Yup.

youtube.com/twaimz if you want to check it out. it's his q and a video.

by issoot February 4, 2016

Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad

William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."

by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015

Mommy Issues

These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).

Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting

-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing

Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional

-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity

"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1

"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2

by Hija de la gran puta May 17, 2023

winter skill issue

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.

I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023

shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.

"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."

by Jaidte January 26, 2009

Skill issue

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it

Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me

by d3av2id1 December 31, 2020

Standard Issue Non-Conformist

I'm sure you already know what this term means, maybe even from experience. If not, it is the Safety Pinned Patches on Overwhelmingly Dark Clothing look, also called emo or goth, but usually lacks originality. This doesn't make a person bad or stupid, but their energy would be better spent distinguishing themselves through some remarkable contribution rather than just violating popular conventions with an attitude.

S.I.N.C. "Why Bother?"

Me: "Why not?"

by Garrrr! February 5, 2005