Income

You earn money.

How do you not know what income is?

Boi

“I work eight hours every day to earn an income just for the government to steal it.”

by Ugaynow August 29, 2019

ill-gotten income

Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.

It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.

by QuacksO September 15, 2019

Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on

Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming

by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021

Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.

Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.

by giantfan1 October 11, 2012

passive income

Income that requires minimal effort to maintain, allowing you to earn money while you focus on other activities, like sleeping or hanging out with friends. Often associated with investments, online content, or businesses that generate revenue without constant involvement.

My Youtube upload for the MP3-CD titled 'I Was Too Young To Watch Threadpool' hit 433 views within its first 18 hours? It feels like "passive income", where the number of views continuously increases whilst I sleep, go to college, do college assignments, hang out with friends, travel, etc. etc

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Income Tats

The act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.

Bro, it's Income Tats time! I can finally get that sick Yakuza style backpiece I've been planning!

by mwd0503 November 16, 2023

negative income

A situation in which your wages or salary is less than your day-to-day expenses.

Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.

by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010