Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest

1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Not into that

An elegant way to indicate medium to extreme distaste for a person, object, or activity.

Agamemnon: Did you notice Orestes jocularly fornicating with Kevin, that impish slave with the glint in his eye, last night? I caught them at it just before pre-dinner drinks and nibbles
Clytemnestra: Ew! Not into that.

by Vetchy August 3, 2009

lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

by xxyuli September 3, 2006

Intoxicam

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember

"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"

by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016

to walk into a bullet

To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"

Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation

Those noobs seem eager to walk into a bullet.

by Jimmybone D June 5, 2010

sliding back into childhood

That slow decline in later years when many head backward, sliding steadily into an increasingly childlike mentality while often facing the concurrent loss of their physical integrity.

Oh yes, we’ve all watched her become like an innocent again, sliding back into childhood; for her, the world is new and beautiful all over again, even though she went through a hellish life that took that childhood innocence right out from under her so long ago!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 25, 2019