Womb wedgie

Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009
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Womb Penetrator

The act of Penetrating a womens vagina so far that it enters the womb, vey unnatural...
First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
by Constantine777 July 31, 2008
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laxin' in the womb

A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.
Paul: "Dude, Teddy is so good at lax."
Jon: "Yeah, he must have been laxin' in the womb"
by Woodchuck111555448888 March 26, 2011
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Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

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by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009
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womb time

the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.
I'm already 21, If you count womb time
by hardhitr3 July 07, 2009
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Womb Friendly

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.
This home is very womb friendly.
by Duckcave September 05, 2013
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Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.
Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.
by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018
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