flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

like sex in your mouth

saying that something is extremely good

dude where did you get this milkshake its like sex in your mouth

by Dylan. T. DePalma February 21, 2009

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

In a George like fashion

A way to either, make a right dick out of yourself by trying to do something clever or cool and completely failing. Or but falling over when some one spams the words 'FALL OVER!' to a point were it confuses and disorientates the person to lose stability and fall to the ground.

Say a person, George Hallem falls over (as he often does) and then looking like twat that he is hitting the ground rather horizontally:

'George fell in a George like fashion'

by Hidden Mushroom July 10, 2005

Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

by TaeKwonJon March 15, 2011

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006