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Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.
by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010
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Impregnito

Adj.

A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.

Literally: a woman who is pregant and trying to hide it by means of wearing baggy, unflattering clothing, or by claiming that she has simply "gained a few pounds."
"Yo man, dat bitch is pregnant and don't wan't no one to know."
"Yeah, she impregnito."

"Bitch, you ain't fat, you impregnito"

"Check that trashy slut out, she's what you call impregnito"
by Venus as a Boy March 18, 2006
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Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.
Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...
by Gunslinger August 24, 2010
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Impreza

An edge of you seat thrill ride snapping your neck from 0-60 in 5.2 seconds. To get beat by it is an honor. Many people are afraid to even speak it name. Even lesser have even seen it.

Such a thing comes out only in the deepest of one fears and darkest of nights. Beware...it's coming for you and it wont stop....
What was that?
Dont know.....But it was fast!
by CatchMyDrift March 27, 2004
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penis impression

When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.
Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.
by plastikent January 26, 2010
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New Impressionism

New Impressionists are a generation of musicians reacting to their impressions of what rock music was when it was still the most viable genre (1950s-90s in all of it's forms from shoegaze to noise to rockabilly). Some might incorrectly call this reaction post-rock, but that would imply somehow being past or being "over" rock music. Though New Impressionism is different from traditional rock music, it is not about being past or "over" anything. Far from it, the unifying theme is a musical reflection on what New Impressionists perceive the reasons and influences of rock music to be, whether it be concious or sub-concious. Some may even go so far as to live their lives as rock musicians were supposed to have, and to emulate the song structures and instrumental tambres they dabbled in. However, New Impressionist music can actually be quite different or strange, as New Impressionism is about a reaction, not about directly copying - it is an impression of what rock music was, not a snapshot of its exact reality, though some artists do get literal in their reactions and interpretations.
The Black Lips, showcasing New Impressionism, emulate the recording style and song structure of garage rock and the antics of punk heroes of the past.
by Sound is Sonic February 17, 2010
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impressive

Hey man, did you see that guy who scored a fifty for his team?

Yes, that was impressive.
by HelloWorldUD March 18, 2013
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