impediousity

When another party's procrastination and inability to make a decision affects your ability to complete a task.

John's impediousity prevented Jim from finishing the deck.

by Poutine10 July 1, 2008

imedisweat

The temperature at which as soon as you leave an air conditioned area and enter the outdoors, you immediately start sweating (often profusely).

A condition (often experienced in Florida) where as soon as you step outside, there is condensation under your pits.

A couple walking from their house to the car.

Husband: "Oh my god, it is soo hot out here!"

Wife: "Oh, I know! I can already feel the imedisweat forming under my right armpit and we just stepped outside..."

by santaaaa April 19, 2010

imbesciple

A person who blindly follows the teachings of an idiot. They believe everything this moron says, repeating the drivel as if it is unassailable truth. See also: Devotard.

She doesn't do any research to find out the facts. She gets all her information from that right-wing radio host with his head up his ass and thinks it is gospel. The girl is an imbesciple.

by Kubbie July 9, 2010

imbecilicide

to kill a human who is so stupid that average people can not stand it!

I'm going to commit imbecilicide if you don't figure out what you're doing and get out of my way!

by Zanne5454 January 30, 2012

Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.

Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018

imedha

An idiot who has a crush on too many boys and should probably focus on doing homework and why are you looking up my name you weirdo

Imedha is and idiot who has a crush on too many boys and should probably focus on doing homework and why are you looking up my name you weirdo.

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,olp; September 28, 2020

imbeault

Imbeault is the last name of A beautiful soul they are truly the best people to meet if you ever meet someone with such a cool last name as imbeault make sure to keep them close

Girl 1: hey what's your last name
Girl 2: it's imbeault
Girl 1: THATS SO COOL YOU MUST BE FAST AND ALSO THE BEST PERSON EVER
girl 2: * runs away at the flash of lightning* 🏃

by Crystalhoochie November 11, 2020