Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

by definethis1 June 9, 2014

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

Intias

An expression of frustration. Intias translates to in the ass.

Intias that test was damn hard

by aaaaware August 25, 2008

Instasweat

Instasweat is a condition where a person becomes instantly covered in sweat upon entering an area of intense heat and 100% humidity. Instasweat is the result of sweat not being able to be evaporated from the body due to the combination of high heat and humidity conditions in the environment.

I went out on the porch to have a smoke and within seconds found myself covered with instasweat.

by KJ&CLKemp August 10, 2010

Inktastic

Of, or pertaining to, the good things about The Invisible Network of Kids, or INK to those in the know, which is a cartoon made in France by Samka Productions. Its' main storyline is about the efforts of four students at a boarding school called Pinkerton who form a secret organisation against their overbearing, insane, and mostly just plain evil teacher Miss Sadie Macbeth. The four students, namely Vin, the pretty boy who created the network, Trixie, the leader, Newton, the gadget guy and Zero, the big hearted rebel (Who is actually female) are in a constant battle against Macbeth as their Principal, Mr. Cosmo Soper, remains oblivious to Macbeth's ulterior motives to boot him out and take over the school, whilst enslaving all twenty of its' students. There are 26 episodes in series 1, and as of yet it is unknown if it will be continued.

Have you watched Invisible Network of Kids yet? The third episode is inktastic!

by psychedpolkadot October 13, 2011

Instascam

When a person photoshops their instagram photos.

"Damn, Lilly's got a big booty in this pic!"
"Nah, that's photoshop. She's such an instascam."

by somuchword June 28, 2015