impactivism

Impactivism is an economic and political philosophy that centers on Impact. Impact is the currency of the Universe and Impactivism aims to harness this currency for the advancement of everyone.

Capitalism is broken and unsustainable, but Impactivism provides unlimited jobs and will usher in a new era of exponential growth.

by Wishborn July 27, 2017

Genshin Impact

A depression causing, money wasting deathtrap. Please don't play it, you might end up in debt in a few years. You will have to pay for therapy, both because of your brand new crippling depression and also because you have fallen in love with fictional characters. Your sense of humour will also go a bar down, to the point where you probably end up lonely and friendless.

Hey, have you heard about this game called Genshin Impact ? - Will
Oh, yes! I heard that it will save all of your life problems. - Cassie
Please no, Cassie... - Will

by Sirpzu April 1, 2022

n'importe quoi

french. meaning for whatever.

claire: "va te faire foutre!" (go fuck yourself!)
jean-paul: "n'importe quoi!" (whatever!)

by afterpartyboy April 17, 2005

impopsicle

the offspring of the words impossible and popsicle,
although, it is usually used in the context of impossible

It would have been impopsicle for Mr. Peanut* to have impregnated our dog!

*Mr. peanut is a cartoon character used to help advertise Planters.

by |> King of Popsicles <| June 4, 2009

IMooch

Someone, usually a female, who does not own an IPhone or IPod Touch but always asks to use their friends' for the purpose of using one of the apps or the internet, often to the point of annoying the owner of the device.

Jessica: Hey can I see your IPhone?
Rob: Why?
Jessica: I really want to play Doodle Jump.
Rob: I don't have Doodle Jump.
Jessica: Oh.
...
Jessica: Can I check my Facebook?
Rob: Jessica, you are such an IMooch.

by The Alaskan November 5, 2010

Importabooty

When a guy has a female friend fly in for a "visit" with the hidden or overt intent of hooking up. Proper usage of the word requires the crossing of state or international borders. See booty call when visits involve shorter traveling distance.

Isn't your Ex flying in for the weekend? Wanna hang out later?

I think we're gonna stay in so I can enjoy that importabooty.

by N9N9 January 23, 2011

important Homework

Dude i know you're reading this thinking its gonna make you laugh but seriously do your homework its for a lot of points and besides the teacher is watching

do your important Homework now or you're gonna regret it!

by Go_Die_Today November 9, 2020