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Hoemonger

A dude who fuckz a lot of hoes.
My Uncle had a cell phone with 40 different Hoe's names in it, all of which he had "piped-down at one time or another", And when I ask him... "why he had all those women", He gave me three different answers #1. Was "Because as a Man, I Can!..." #2. Was "...And Because I Like Having Multiple Women..." #3. Was "...I Just Like Fucking These Hoez!" finally he sat me down and told me the truth "You see Lil Neph all women are hoes that's all most of them will ever be, and if you as a man, deal with these hoes that makes you a Hoemonger! Now I Be Straight Killing These Hoez Pussy! but if I ever hear-tell of you getting caught-up-in-the-game with these stank-ass-hoes I'ma whop your black-ass lil neph and then my brothers is gonna whop your black-ass like you stole something".
by Rufio BlackSon August 7, 2018
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Hemoji

1) Spotted almost as frequently as Bigfoot: a small, brightly-colored visual feature, used by men while texting, in place of actual words.
Bill broke up with Susie using the only hemojis he could think of - a pair of scissors and a trash can.
by Monkey's Dad September 1, 2019
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A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
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I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
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heemo

A "Happy emo"; someone who dresses or even presents themselves as or like an emo, but usually with brighter colors and, steriotypically, a smile
The boy wearing all black with a bright blue decal and red unzipped hoodie is a classic heemo.
by Kappa Vulca January 12, 2017
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Hemotions

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.
Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.
by Mega dude December 2, 2019
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Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.
I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!
by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011
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